I was out partying with my friends one night after finals week had ended. Lo and behold I drank too much and passed out! You would think my friends would have just let me stay passed out on the couch and spend all night drawing all over my face in permanent marker. I would have been more Ok with devil horns and a mustache drawn my face compared to what my clever engineering friends decided to do.

I woke up on a wall. Yes a wall! Suspended 3 feet off of the ground by massive amounts of duct tape. Imagine a guy put on display like some sort of fly caught in a horrible duct tape spider web. The worst part was that I was plastered to the wall that serves as the entryway for our whole dorm building. My timing to get totally wasted with my very pent up engineering friends couldn’t have been worse. Since it was the end of the semester all of the student’s parents, friends, and hot sisters were coming in to help move them out for the summer. I am forever known as duct tape boy. In fact my dorm room door is now plastered with duct tape. I should have made more friends in the art department… That way I’d end up with a painted face, and not captured in a mess of wonderfully engineered duct tape.